Yes, it tastes exactly like space...whatever that tastes like.

It unites and baking. Yes it does.

Weddings may be wasteful, but I had never thought of them as contributing to water pollution to any serious degree until I saw this advertisement for a bridal fair.

You are, are you?

Oh so preasing to the eyes!

No need to take a plane to get plane food!

This is the sign for a loan company. Reverse psychology?

He may be no alcohol, but he smells a little vinegary.

No, we will never admiss you!

The finest menew in town.

Only the best handmade cooking will do.

I am curious about "creation dishes" but reluctant to eat in a restaurant called "Bigot."

I have heard that if the craftsmen are roasted just right, they taste rather like almonds.

Colon Booth? If they offered enemas, that would be one thing, but in fact this is just a type of convenience store. I could not bring myself to go inside.

The first insanity rarely lasts, but the second insanity? It is forever! God luck with that!

The most amusing food holes you are ever likely to come across.

The chef really hails from Itaria.

Nothing beats sunshine inserted through the window.